Porkulus! President Obama is trying his hardest to bankrupt the United States.

So, I decided to get a new car (someone has to stimulate the economy). In the process of trading in my old one, they inform me that I will get a refund on the unused portion of my Extended Warranty policy. The policy was issued by a multi-brand dealer, so for whatever reason they used the Chrysler program. After waiting several weeks, I receive a check for $250.97 (a ripoff since I paid $2k for the warranty). Guess what? The check from Chrysler bounced when I deposited it. So now I guess we’re gonna have to give Chrysler another bailout package so I can get my $250 back. I should have driven over to ASU to see if President Porkulus was willing to cough up a few bucks, but I didn’t want to break his concentration reading his address from the teleprompter.